when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear



Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 





sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

me in the winter: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside
me in the summer: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside


"The story arc of Battlestar Galactica is set in a distant star system, where a civilization of humans live on a group of planets known as the Twelve Colonies. In the past, the Colonies had been at war with a cybernetic race of their own creation, known as the Cylons. The Cylons launch a sudden sneak attack on the Colonies, laying waste to the planets and devastating their populations. Out of a population numbering in the billions, only approximately 50,000 humans survive, most of whom were aboard civilian ships that avoided destruction. Of all the Colonial Fleet, the eponymous Battlestar Galactica appears to be the only military capital ship that survived the attack. Under the leadership of Colonial Fleet officer Commander William “Bill” Adama, the Galactica and its crew take up the task of leading the small fugitive fleet of survivors into space in search of a fabled refuge known as Earth.”
The show order goes: original mini series (which serves as the BSG pilot), season 1, season 2, BSG: the Resistance webisodes (optional), season 3, BSG: the Face of the Enemy webisodes (optional), the Razor mini series, season 4.0, and then season 4.5. After BSG concluded, a prequel series called Caprica was made, but it’s not essential watching for the main BSG show. It is honestly one of my favorite shows of all time and I really hope you give it a chance. It’s also on Netflix Instant watch!

all seasons (x)

miniseries (x)
00. parts 1 & 2 
season 1 (x)
01. 33 
02. water 
03. bastille day 
04. act of contrition, part I 
05. act of contrition, part II 
06. litmus 
07. six degrees of separation 
08. flesh and bone 
09. tigh me up, tigh me down 
10. the hand of god
11. colonial day
12. kobol’s last gleaming, part I
13. kobol’s last gleaming, part II
season two (x)
01. scattered
02. valley of darkness
03. fragged
04. resistance
05. the farm
06. home, part I
07. home, part II
08. final cut
09. flight of the phoenix
10. pegasus
11. resurrection ship, part I
12. resurrection ship, part II
13. epiphanies
14. black market
15. scar
16. sacrifice
17. the captain’s hand
18. downloaded
19. lay down your burdens, part I
20. lay down your burdens, part II
optional: bsg: the resistance webisodes (x)
season 3 (x)
01. occupation
02. precipice
03. exodus, part I
04. exodus, part II
05. collaborators
06. torn
07. a measure of salvation
08. hero
09. unfinished business
10. the passage
11. the eye of jupiter
12. rapture
13. taking a break from all your worries
14. the woman king
15. a day in the life
16. dirty hands
17. maelstrom
18. the son also rises
19. crossroads, part I
20. crossroads, part II

optional: bsg: the face of the enemy webisodes (x
razor mini series (x)
season 4 (x)
01. he that believeth in me
02. six of one
03. the ties that bind
04. escape velocity
05. the road less traveled
06. faith
07. guess what’s coming to dinner?
08. sine qua non
09. the hub
10. revelations
11. sometimes a great notion
12. a disquiet follows my soul
13. the oath
14. blood on the scales
15. no exit
16. deadlock
17. someone to watch over me
18. islanded in a stream of stars
19. daybreak, part I
20. daybreak, part II
21. daybreak, part III


This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.